This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
Kitten and her first laptop
ive found where I truly belong
you think im makeup
without any pretty on
There are “people on Tumblr” and then there are “Tumblr people.”
im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since
Every time I see this it feels like someone punched me in the stomach
jesus christ man
By the last line my heart dropped. It’s amazing how words can strike a person.
This is one of my favourite posts on tumblr. The way this is worded is so fucking powerful. It’s childlike and fragile and innocent, and that’s why it’s fucking heart-breaking.
god damn it
ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
when the side hoes come together to defeat the main chick
LOL MY ASS ! THIS IS DEPRESSING AS SHIT! AND I SHOULD KNOW! I AM A DEPRESSED PILE OF SHIT!
Laughing bc i posted this as a joke and the commentary is genius. I love tumblr.
reasons why Finland is cooler than you:
- they have police reindeer