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koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

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So my professor was asking questions.
  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.



continent:

tumblr users outside of tumblr

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psychofactz:

More?

psychofactz:

More?




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zeroesper:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

I thought this was understood?



creatingtheimaginary:

tentakewl:

that pocket you just called hot? maybe it wants to be called beautiful 

image

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memeguy-com:

Its just so easy after making food all day

memeguy-com:

Its just so easy after making food all day



laughhard:

That’s a pretty liberal use of the word “filled”

laughhard:

That’s a pretty liberal use of the word “filled”




foodwontbetrayyou:

                                            'Cause all of me

                                             Loves all of you

                             Love your curves and all your edges

                                    All your perfect imperfections

                                        Give your all to me

                                        I’ll give my all to you

                                Your my end and my beginning

                                    Even when I lose I’m winning

                                  ‘Cause I give you all of me

                                  And you give me all of you.