broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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cynicowl:

My new goal in life is to be as happy as this cat.



sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

(Source: goatpolice)



lenhnsherr:

someday I want to be one of those bloggers that people freak out over when I follow them back



kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving



(Source: kittiezandtittiez)




itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 



gothtriggers:

yangxiaolongs:

cyanboo:

here’s a hot dog wiener with nothing inside it in case you want to make your blog more
hollow weenie

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Fucking Goth puns killing me to death.

gothtriggers:

yangxiaolongs:

cyanboo:

here’s a hot dog wiener with nothing inside it in case you want to make your blog more

hollow weenie

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Fucking Goth puns killing me to death.

(Source: cyanblur)



neatpotatoes:

twitter just doesn’t give a shit anyone

neatpotatoes:

twitter just doesn’t give a shit anyone



(Source: tsarcasm)



sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)