My new goal in life is to be as happy as this cat.
nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store
Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store……..
shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it
maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings
someday I want to be one of those bloggers that people freak out over when I follow them back
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
here’s a hot dog wiener with nothing inside it in case you want to make your blog more
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Fucking Goth puns killing me to death.
twitter just doesn’t give a shit anyone
my blog will make you horny ;)