i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity
blogging at 50 mph (memes per hour)
How does one nicely end a relationship????????????
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
people will always call out people for saying “fuck skinny bitches” but when the diet commercial comes on, when the fat jokes are being made, when conversations about how fat people are detriments to society are underway, when a size 6 expects her size 26 friend to go with…
all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you
The Barbary, Come Alive Tour
actual footage of me walking to class in the morning