thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here



wheresunmeetsmoon:

lohanthony:

predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

this is so soothing

💕💕❤️

wheresunmeetsmoon:

lohanthony:

predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

this is so soothing

💕💕❤️

(Source: edings)



(Source: aisforarthur)



  • Girl: come over
  • Me: I don't have a gif detailing my current situation
  • Girl: my parents aren't home
  • Me:


sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

(Source: slippier)



jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.



babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was



cantyewest:

same

cantyewest:

same

(Source: ayeitsbrooklynn)



pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?




(Source: myfricklefrackleromance)



weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party




hospitalstays:

shout out to the used for making literally the best merch ever




usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

(Source: tiptons)



celebertitties:

i watched your snapchat story to get rid of the notification not because i’m interested in your life



burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse